I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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