Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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