This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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