He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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