Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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