I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Do plants get herpes?
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