Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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