So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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