I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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