Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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