she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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