Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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