I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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