You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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