wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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