It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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