Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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