You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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