This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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