So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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