He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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