is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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