SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Damn victory sex feels great
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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