Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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