I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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