Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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