For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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