Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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