I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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