She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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