is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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