I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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