Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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