Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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