I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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