New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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