Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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