My brain says no but my pants say off.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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