I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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