Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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