You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Welp...herpes.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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