Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize