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• (858): View more from California

  You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.

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• (805): View more from California

  you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey

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  ugh yes i love our date nights

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement

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• (386): View more from Florida

  make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?

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  When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.

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