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• (419): View more from Ohio

  do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?

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  EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.

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• (716): View more from New York

  you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...

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• (510): View more from California

  I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice

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