I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible