I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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