Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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