she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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