1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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