I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
