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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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