if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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