I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
