i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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