Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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