why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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