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Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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nutella sex= disaster
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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